WYR?

The Council has decided that you must choose which of the following you would rather do. Would You Rather Council Style:

Do it with Dennis Rodman or Ron Jeremy?

Do it or not do it with Pam Anderson sans rubber?

Loose the sense of sight or hearing?

Talk to Melwood, Pot’s-and-pans, or T-bone for 2 hours everyday?

Party with Chris Pontius or Britney Spears?

Would you rather fight a bear with sharks for arms or two hundred first graders?

Probed by aliens Cartman style or probe Cupcake doggy style?

Be covered head to toe in scabs or head to toe in blisters?

Drink pina coladas or get caught in the rain?

Answer the question or take the physical challenge?

Have the ability to eat coal and poop diamonds or have the ability to eat criminals and poop truth and justice?

And the Council Favorite:

Have a threesome with your parents and have no one on earth ever know about it or not have a threesome with your parents but have everyone think you did?

The Fab Four

The Council is not one to usually get all wrapped in the lives of Hollywoods famous set of young Bro Dereks. However, it is supremely funny to the council that tinseltown's 4 most notable haglets have fallen to the D list faster and harder than the Brat Pack. Of the foursome, Ms. Hilton may be the smartest. If you can't get a classy image, surround yourself with those who make you appear classy in context. But I will wax poetic about these waifish airheads no more. Every genre needs a catchy name. The Council submits for your pleasure, a list of possible names for the 4 young ladies who have most recently failed at life:

Snow Girls
The Young and the Classless
Whores and more
Quik Cuties
Three Waifs and a Baby Maker
Hose Hound Gang
Queluude Clique


Net score for the 4: -1,000,000

Tuesday with Chad W.

Another Tuesday has come and gone. Your collective blog council has nothing to show for it but a slight dent in their multi-million dollar bank accounts, hangovers, and stories. The Usuals were in great form as always. The JV's came in off the bench shortly before the half with fresh legs, some of these kids have potential.

Thumbs Up:

Tim mingling on our side of the bar in his sweet apron +1
Malibu Pineapple Shots +1
Cold Hard Cash for Drinks +1


Thumbs Down:

Newby bartender carding the Usuals -1
Gravity and it’s affect on liquids -1

Tuesday's Score = +1