Thursday, December 14, 2006

The Fab Four

The Council is not one to usually get all wrapped in the lives of Hollywoods famous set of young Bro Dereks. However, it is supremely funny to the council that tinseltown's 4 most notable haglets have fallen to the D list faster and harder than the Brat Pack. Of the foursome, Ms. Hilton may be the smartest. If you can't get a classy image, surround yourself with those who make you appear classy in context. But I will wax poetic about these waifish airheads no more. Every genre needs a catchy name. The Council submits for your pleasure, a list of possible names for the 4 young ladies who have most recently failed at life:

Snow Girls
The Young and the Classless
Whores and more
Quik Cuties
Three Waifs and a Baby Maker
Hose Hound Gang
Queluude Clique


Net score for the 4: -1,000,000

No comments: