WYR?

The Council has decided that you must choose which of the following you would rather do. Would You Rather Council Style:

Do it with Dennis Rodman or Ron Jeremy?

Do it or not do it with Pam Anderson sans rubber?

Loose the sense of sight or hearing?

Talk to Melwood, Pot’s-and-pans, or T-bone for 2 hours everyday?

Party with Chris Pontius or Britney Spears?

Would you rather fight a bear with sharks for arms or two hundred first graders?

Probed by aliens Cartman style or probe Cupcake doggy style?

Be covered head to toe in scabs or head to toe in blisters?

Drink pina coladas or get caught in the rain?

Answer the question or take the physical challenge?

Have the ability to eat coal and poop diamonds or have the ability to eat criminals and poop truth and justice?

And the Council Favorite:

Have a threesome with your parents and have no one on earth ever know about it or not have a threesome with your parents but have everyone think you did?